You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Betty ford says i'm here all night
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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