you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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