I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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