The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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