Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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