Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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