Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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