no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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