his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
