I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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