just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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