i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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