I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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