If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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