I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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