Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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