So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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