dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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