ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Don't make out with my wife yet
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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