I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
