he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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