I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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