Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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