He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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