Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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