Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize