it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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