SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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