I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
operation harelip BJ is a go
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
