somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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