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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My Sexting was not on an AP level
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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