ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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