I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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