dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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