After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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