Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got chris browned last night
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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