Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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