I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
