OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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