I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Too much gin, very little bucket
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
