I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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