do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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