I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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