After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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