Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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