The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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