she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I'm jealous of your bromance
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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