i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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