Fuck appropriateness.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
