can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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