there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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