haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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